Humor

Saved by the Bell.

Maybe it was the fact that Zach Morris never had a beard.

Or maybe it was because Kelly Kapowski had bangs.

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Zach Morris and Kelly Kapowski – 2015 Burton Halloween portrait.

Greetings from Suburbia – where the dead trump Kelly Kapowski.

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TIME OUT.

What?

Yes, that is a real 90s cell phone. And yes. I said where the dead trump Kelly Kapowski.

Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice.

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I mean, I don’t know – you tell me – were we in the presence of Michael Keaton and Patrice Martinez? Pom poms dropped.

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Zach Morris and Kelly Kapowski lost the Halloween costume contest. But so did a lot of characters: Little Red and her bad nightgown’ed wolf. Johnny Carson and Ed McMahon. A Popeye with boobs and an Olive Oyl with an adam’s apple. Wayne and Garth showed up. I believe I saw Hillary Clinton in the corner, begging for votes.

And then we have Dr. Frank-N-Furter from Rocky Horror Picture Show. But what if I told you this is the father of Beetlejuice. 

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In the end, the trophy went to Beetlejuice and Miss Argentina under the direction of ….

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Until next year – hosted by the Burtons.

Damnit, Scott. We need to up our game.

The traditional morning after picture. Kelly Kapowski only drinks from the #1 coffee cup. Oh look! So does Maverick.