• Humor

    One more Christmas post.

    There are many things in life we don’t get to choose. How tall we are. Our eye color. Your ugly ass feet. Who your parents are. Who your aunts and uncles are. Your grandparents. Your cousins. Your second cousins. Your siblings. And the people they chose to marry. Certain traditions, such as the tradition of spending the holidays with the family. Whether you chose to honor that tradition, well, that is your choice. I chose to spend the holidays with my family because my family is funny as hell and this is why I am the way I am. Overheard at the family Christmas Eve party: ____________ You just showed…

  • Humor

    Emma's got bling.

    I’m so sorry for such the delay.  We have been without internet for a few days.  It feels like months. The big news is Emma got earrings! Let me just tell you my point of view on this:  I don’t care about Emma actually having pierced ears. I told myself that if she asks for earrings, I’ll let her do it.  And here we are.  4 years old and she asked me for earrings, real ones.  I told her that it would hurt when they put them in and she would have to take care of them.  And she has to leave them in for a long time before she…