• Womanhood

    Men get epidurals too.

    May 7, 2009. I gave birth to a blonde-haired baby girl named Kate. May 7, 2015. Scott claimed he went to a place where only women have gone. It’s a place where the human body tortures and rips itself open in the highest severity of pain. It’s the 10 out of 10. You guys, Scott experienced the pains of childbirth.  _______ Me: I NEED HELP! I NEED A STRETCHER FOR MY HUSBAND IN THE CAR. Doctor: Ma’am. Is your husband injured? Me: Yes. Yes, hurry. He can’t move. Nurse: (pushing an empty wheelchair out the Emergency Department’s doors) Ma’am, how did you get him in the car if he can’t move? Me: I had help.…

  • Parenting,  Womanhood

    A typical car ride with the Mr. and Mrs.

    Scott: My knee has been killing me lately. Me: Until you’ve pushed miniature humans from your body, you can’t talk. Scott: OH! Here we go! I had knee surgery! You aren’t pushing anything now! Me: All I’m saying is when a doctor asks about pain level, they will ask on a level from 1 through 10. 10 is always childbirth. The highest level of pain a human can stand. Knee pain is nothing. Scott: Why do you have to make everything a contest? Me: Well, you can never be a 10. So I kinda wave off your pain level. You’ll be fine. Scott: But childbirth is natural. Me: Hm. Watermelon…