• Humor

    How to find the Holy Grail of Neighbors.

    You may have read it. 10 Signs You Have Found the Holy Grail of Neighbors. I didn’t write it but I agree with the writer, Lauren Lodder, on every point. Good neighbors are your in-case-of-emergency people, therapists, babysitters, and they make vacations possible because they’re willing to kick the ass out of the wet bandits and take selfies to prove it. Well, at least my neighbors would be willing. When you find the Holy Grail of Neighbors, you’ll know. The roots you dig will find a way down into the earth and intertwine with your neighbor’s roots. The roots will strangle you and hold you captive so you will never move again. That’s when…

  • Humor

    Home Sweet Home.

    There are 7 billion people on earth. There are 319 million people living in the United States. And there are 2 million people living in the Kansas City metropolitan area. God, fate, karma, hell I don’t know – maybe even this blog itself has a mind of its own and made the world shrivel up to the size of a pea and next thing you know I’m living across the street from the brother of a guy I used to date. We bought a house this weekend. I say that sentence like it was a quick, drive-by decision. It was not. Oh, I drove by. I drove by the house and cul-de-sac…