• Womanhood

    Men get epidurals too.

    May 7, 2009. I gave birth to a blonde-haired baby girl named Kate. May 7, 2015. Scott claimed he went to a place where only women have gone. It’s a place where the human body tortures and rips itself open in the highest severity of pain. It’s the 10 out of 10. You guys, Scott experienced the pains of childbirth.  _______ Me: I NEED HELP! I NEED A STRETCHER FOR MY HUSBAND IN THE CAR. Doctor: Ma’am. Is your husband injured? Me: Yes. Yes, hurry. He can’t move. Nurse: (pushing an empty wheelchair out the Emergency Department’s doors) Ma’am, how did you get him in the car if he can’t move? Me: I had help.…

  • Humor

    All I want for Christmas.

    October 6, 2013. Voices came pouring into my ear from my phone. I couldn’t understand the words. Something about my niece and sister. I had to be dreaming – Jenna and Evelyn fell down the stairs. Evelyn is bleeding on the brain. She’s being airlifted right now. They’re taking her downtown. Do not bring Emma and Kate here. Where is Scott? She’s still alive as of right now. She was grey when Jenna and Steven got to the hospital with her. We don’t know. She needs a neurosurgeon. The pressure is building. The doctors and nurses are working as fast as they can. You can’t talk to Jenna right now. Your…