• Humor

    Say cheese.

    It was a last second decision, really. Or maybe it was a decision I made in my head years ago. I took Emma in for an orthodontic consultation and I walked out with bottom braces for the next ten months. I don’t know what happened. I was sitting there, talking to the orthodontist about Emma’s smile. I said I wish I wore my retainer. One x-ray and a quick quote later – BOOM. I picked a seat in between two middle schoolers and started to decline. Right there, a 33-year-old public service announcement: wear your retainers, kids. And worse, my own kids took video on my phone. I had a laughing audience. I sent a…