• NaBloPoMo

    And that’s how I met the mother of the bride.

    Today is the day when two become one. Today, there will be a marriage between a man and a woman. It’s a blending of two families. The groom’s family hails from middle America. The bride’s family is Russian. The groom’s family wakes up to fireball shots on Thanksgiving/wedding weekend. The bride’s family are non-drinkers. The groom is Scott’s cousin. I will be sitting on the groom’s side today. The mother of the bride will be sitting on the bride’s side. She will be sitting as far as she can from me. Cousin Julie. The rehearsal dinner was going well until the mother of the bride walked up to me with a…