• Humor

    One more Christmas post.

    There are many things in life we don’t get to choose. How tall we are. Our eye color. Your ugly ass feet. Who your parents are. Who your aunts and uncles are. Your grandparents. Your cousins. Your second cousins. Your siblings. And the people they chose to marry. Certain traditions, such as the tradition of spending the holidays with the family. Whether you chose to honor that tradition, well, that is your choice. I chose to spend the holidays with my family because my family is funny as hell and this is why I am the way I am. Overheard at the family Christmas Eve party: ____________ You just showed…

  • Humor

    Mexican hat dance.

    So I get an envelope in the mail from Nielsen Ratings asking if we’d participate in their ratings.  I send the postcard back saying yes.  I used to work at a radio station and I know how much those ratings are worth to the media. I get a call from Nielsen on my cell phone.  When I answered the phone, the man starts speaking in spanish.  Then he asked asked in English if I speak spanish.  I told him no, and he continued on in broken English with verifying who I am and how many TVs I have.  I told Scott after he was done that he started speaking to…